Wednesday, 26 September 2007

10:13am The Phone Call of WTF!?

Well I was rather enjoying my sleep this morning, all rugged up in my blanket *purring* away. When a sound scares the absolute crap out of me, I look at my phone it's ringing. Looking at the screen I see "withheld number" having recently applied for a few jobs I answer:
This is how the conversation went:
Me: "Darren Speaking"
Her: "Hi it's Nicola"
Me: "Sorry who"
Nicola: "Don't you remember me its Nicola"
Me: "Sorry I think you have the wrong number"
Nicola: "No remember me I danced with you on the dance floor the other night and you gave me your number"
Me: "Sorry you defiantly have the wrong number, I haven't been out to a Club for ages, let alone danced, also I am engaged so I wouldn't give my number to a girl"
Nicola: "Oh really"
Me: "Yes really"
Nicola: "Sounds interesting"
***I am getting annoyed now, but decided to see what the hell is going on***
Me: "Why?"
Nicola: "Well I think your lying"
Me: "I assure you I am not"
Nicola: "Well the other night I may have told a lie I said I was 18 but I am actually 14 but 15 soon, I hope age doesn't bother you"
***Here I lie about my age I am actually 21***
Me: "I assure you mate that you have the wrong number, and I am 28 double your age"
Nicola: "That doesn't bother me, come meet me, I will give you head babe"
***At this point I am like WTF!?, so I start playing :p***
Me: "Your 14 love"
Nicola: "It doesn't matter, do you like bondage? come meet me I will give you head"
Me: "Righto!"
Nicola: "I am at Federation square, a little blond girl, come meet me and we will have some fun together I will make you (icky word here)"
Me: "Sorry but no, I am going now and please for goodness sake, as a 14 y/o girl do not offer yourself out to people, and don't go to over age events with that attitude you could get hurt dear"
Nicola: "Your way to serious and prob don't deserve the great head I am offering just come meet me I will be here for another hour"
***She then hung up the phone***

I haven't received a phone call back, and it's now 12hrs later so I figure she gave up :).
It makes me ponder to myself tho:
1) Who would let something that young into an overage event
2) Why would a little teenage girl be like that
3) Just what the fuck seriously like what the fuck
4) Was it a prank call, and a randomly dialed number.
I don't think so because she was way to serious and I couldn't hear anyone else in the background.
5) What if someone else like a pervert or some guy who would take advantage of the situation had picked up.

I told my Fiancee' "Abbie" she just found it funny :( I think more the fact that I had received a call like that.

Anyways makes you think doesn't it.

Monday, 24 September 2007

First Order of Service

Well I had totally forgotten about this blog until recently. So just a few things to catch up on.
I have recently found myself reading Nathan's Blog http://dailybloog.blogspot.com which is very funny and entertaining.

Secondly I must say a big thank-you to Malakym of the Brackenwood forum because he recently drew me a image of myself.



So thank-you very much Mal I really appreciate it.

Also thirdly I am now on Holidays from UNI so time to start writing / drawing / designing and basically have some time to myself which is very rare these days :(.

Anyways thought I would try and keep this thing up to date. So meh..........